MythTickle by Justin Thompson for October 07, 2024

Should have inspected the bamboo in the store. At the check-out.

???

Try using a Scottish note in England.

Well, Karma isn’t real so …

Well dearie, it does happen. Tell you what, if you’ll cover all the loses due to counterfeit bills, I’m sure the store will stop checking large bills. What a Karen.

As if they could actually tell that a high-quality counterfeit was fake just by looking at it.

Instead be angry at the reason they do that. All the AHs who pass fake bills.

I’m surprised Bi-Polar Bear doesn’t get depressed at what a burden he is causing Karma to buy so much food for him.

I worked in a restaurant for 30 years. We’d often get tour busses in during the spring for our Tulip Time (Holland, MI). One year, we had a few busses of older folks that some had counterfit cash…where they got them I don’t know, but it wasn’t their fault. The fact the we check larger bills put everyone in the area on alert. The police took all the funny money, we took care of the customers anyway, and the older folks went on their way worried but happy they got fed.