Strange Brew by John Deering for October 01, 2024

Breaking news

Even Sisters sometimes “hurl”.

Keith is trying AGIAN to get into the ….. Sister Act!!!

;-)

No matter how hard you swing them, nunchucks always come back to you. And if you are really bad at catching them, then the thing that will get broken the most is you.

You got to know how to hold them, know how to fold them.——

Obviously he isn’t married nor is he living with his mother, or they would be ‘none-chucks’.

He’s a smashing success

Bruises and scars all healed? Lost that high pitched squeak in your voice from that one good hard hit down there?

Just in time for the VP debate. And a new TV at Target Circle Week on Oct 6-12.

Come on baby give me a whirl…

Idts

Does he have a brother named David?

Wow. That concussion cleared up fast!

He’s hoping for a new whirled-record.

Keith swings both ways.

All you need to do is, after the debate, decide which V.P. candidate made the debate about himself and the Presential candidate he represents, instead of about what’s good for the country, and vote for the other guy.

A college friend had nunchucks. And a variety of bruises and contusions until he stopped trying to use them.

Not until he can, once again, cross his legs comfortably while sitting down. :)

There once was an arrant otaku

Who acted at cons like a yahoo.

He got in a fight,

Swung with all of his might,

And knocked himself out with nunchaku.

—me

let’s hope that’s not a rental unit!

So much property damage, but there doesn’t seem to be any damage to himself. Maybe he’s a nutcase who loses it now and then, but really knows how to work those ’chucks!

From the first Okinawan peasant who whirled a set over his head with his eyes closed to scare off bandits and avoided a self-inflicted fractured skull, nobody ever figured how to actually use them as a weapon. They invented fancy dances at the cost of major injury to the daring.

Finally Bruce Lee came along. And rocked.