Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 24, 2024

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    tudza Premium Member 3 months ago

    He is totally correct.

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Orzo he thought…

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    3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago

    …Orzo & Risoni were cops in San Francisco…

    …someone had started the rumor that the ex president had brought Stormy Daniels home on his wedding anniversary…

    …but it was just another jab at the man…

    …for bringing that 9/11 denier to the September 11th memorial services…

    …the man might have been a bully…

    …but he was our bully…

    …they knocked on the door…

    …the door opened to a MILF cougar in a fluffy bearly on purple house coat…

    …she had a joint between her lips…

    …Yeah?….

    …she asked….

    …We’d like to talk to a Tuesday Afternnoon…

    …Yeah, so would I…

    …I haven’t see Tuesday since last Thursday…

    …do you know where we can reach her?…

    …I don’t…

    …I don’t…

    …but her twin sister, Wednesday might…

    …Hey, Windy get your ass-to-the door…

    …Friday and his partner are here…

    …It’s Orzo & Risoni, Ma’am…

    …a pretty college age girl wearing nothing but an over sized Michigan sweatshirt appears…

    …disheveled long hair…

    …overly large reflective cat sunglasses…

    …well…

    …if it isn’t Starsky and Hutch…

    …Orzo & Risoni…

    …whatever…

    …waking up to you is like waking up on a Monday in February…

    …what you two bozos want?…

    …Tuesday…

    …she scratched herself…

    …yawned…_

    …She’ll be back Sunday…

    …she turned and walked away…

    … see you later Cagney and Lacey…

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    In childhood, his favorite lunch was a bowl of hot Campbell’s Tomato Soup, a toasted Velveeta cheese sandwich, and a glass of milk. Since he became rich and fancy, that simple memory of his mother making it for him, was his “Rosebud”.

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    gregcartoon Premium Member 3 months ago

    I read ‘master plan’ and then thought I read ‘scheming bowl of cheesy orzo’. I thought the bowl of orzo had a cheesy master plan.

    Now I worry about what foods might be scheming.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    How about “a warm heapin’ bowlful of Loosner’s Castor Oil Flakes, with real glycerin vibrafoam! It doesn’t just wash your mouth out. It cleans the whole system, right on down the line.”

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Diet Mt Dew to go with…?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    Seminola wisdom.

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    Delivered by your housekeeper and cook. And you dressed for dinner, so you’re a good boy.

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    He’s still a man with no plan …!

    ( yet lame )

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    coltish1.  3 months ago

    Cheesy orzo for the win!

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    nancyb creator 3 months ago

    Cheeri-Orzo.

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    artjohn42  3 months ago

    ANOTHER AD COVERING THE COMIC!

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    Sometimes it’s fine to simply master your appetite, but a big bowl of pasta can make me plan only for the couch.

    Steamy

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Just in time for Hairy aka Wolf Man Jack. The Midnight Special w/Cinderella playing Rock Around The Clock Tonight.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Wash the dishes and silverware aasaa silver bullet Coors Lite® and Bark At The Moon Bay Watch Girls. An Ozzie mountain man move to Beverly. Ya all come back for seconds.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Master of The Wall and The Doors combo w/BONGOS!

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    The number #Seven and a buckeye payment. Gays want extra cheese…

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    What’s the Hom0 on my milk carton mean?

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