Bliss by Harry Bliss for October 19, 2024

Put the guns down!

Harry! No!!!

Wait until the food bank sees this one coming in …

Great art.

Oh deer!

I used to brew beer. Neighbor hunted. We would trade meat/beer. It was a good arrangement until the taxman discovered no tax revenue was collected. Just kidding, we never got caught!

We’re going to need a bigger caliber.

No more buwets!

Just shoot with cameras. Everyone walks away.

Elk are usually very docile animals, and they taste a lot like beef.

Just don’t miss. He might run you over.

Is your Man Cave big enough for your new gun rack? Be careful, you can poke an eye out with those things.

Not if you divide him up.

Remember just a little over half of the weight of the animal will be harvestable meat, the rest of the weight will be in the bones, and unusable organs.

Those are very small men.

You’re going to need a bigger truck.

Too elegant to kill.

Boo on topic. Nice art work. Who could kill such a beautiful animal?

STEP ON THEM ELK!

I don’t see a magazine from either gun, even my Ruger 10/22 had one. Neither are bolt-action either, a preference for competition and hunting accuracy. I do not hunt however.

if you guys survive, that is!

It that hunter #3 in the elks teeth?

Makes me sad

That one’s at least a buck-and-a-half. Maybe a $1.75!

Walk away

There’s something odd about his hind legs. Are you quite sure that’s a, um, cervid?

Invest into the deep freeze stocks.

Objects in the mirror are … oh never mind

That’s clearly an elk. They are not the size of the deer people usually see – more the size of a horse.

I wish there were a season where hunters hunt each other, a classic single elimination tournament. More exciting and environmentally beneficial.

An ideal next frame would show those idiots impaled on the antlers.

Brave-hearted appliance shoppers.