Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 18, 2024

Garbage? I thought dog poo would be more desirable. His other subscription business could be dog walking.

And he can eat the dead beats.

The most dangerous fly trap of them all.

The basic premise of all subscriptions!

Men are from Mars. Shysters are from Venus.

It’s a trap!

Whenever I sign up for anything, I mark on my calendar when I need to cancel.

What a racquet. Take from the humans and give to the flies

It’s The Little Shop of Horrors.

Forgot the free/discounted trial offer.

Where do I sign up?

Every time I see a Venus fly trap I think of WKRP in Cincinnati.

She’s not interested in dollars. Notice the dollars on the table, left by the previous victims.

This offer is beyond beleaf.

Yep! Trap….

I never sign up for subscription goods delivery. They are betting on me forgetting to turn off “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice”. :)

Given the various uses of the word garbage, that sounds like a lot of subscription services.

The first thing that can go into the garbage is that flyer the fly’s hand (leg?) Oh no! It’s trapped already – the flyer held by the fly is on fly paper to trap the fly for the (Venus) flytrap. (Was that too redundant?)

An great description of the entire Subscription Business Model.

wait… don’t tell me… her name is Venus??

Fox news or others of its ilk? (ㆆ_ㆆ)