Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 17, 2024

All of Marigold’s dignity is in the front. And that’s not the part she’s presenting.

You’re dignity doesn’t involve paying attention, Marigold.

Ah, still stuck in tree here, a little help, maybe?!

Panel 4: What’s the name of that butt?

Marigold is not that ditzy. At least not all the time.

An affront? Looks more like aback to me!

This is a situation where you’re bound to be the butt of the joke, Marigold.

Butt out.

Yeah, but it’s also a complete fact, Marigold, so live with it. :P

Not the time to talk about dignity, Marigold.

Be quiet, Marigold, this is not a good time to bring up your dignity.

Dignity? I’m only interested in knitting, so I wouldn’t say I dig it.

Aaand….here we go….

Says the unicorn with her horn stuck in a tree