There isn’t a month goes by that someone doesn’t tell me that my John Lennon circular sunglasses are cool; but they are 40 years old, and I’ve repaired them three times. Why does no-one make them any more?
Greetings! Broom Hilda the Witch here and today I’d like to tell you a little bit about the color green. Do you know what’s green? Well I am for one thing. You see witches are green, and I’m a witch, and that means I’m green. You see?
[Verse 1]
It’s not that easy bein’ green
Having to spend each day
The color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer
Bein’ red or yellow or gold
Or something much more colorful like that
It’s not easy bein’ green
It seems you blend in
With so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over
‘Cause you’re not standing out
Like flashy sparkles in the water
Or stars in the sky
[Bridge]
But green’s the color of spring
And green can be cool and friendlylike
And green can be big like an ocean
Or important like a mountain
Or tall like a tree
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[Verse 2]
When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why
But, why wonder? Why wonder?
I’m green and it’ll do fine
It’s beautiful, and I think it’s what I want to be
snsurone76 17 days ago
People who DO see her will immediately run home and throw their liquor away—just like in great old animated cartoons.
oldpine52 17 days ago
That wouldn’t get a second look in ’Frisco.
cracker65 17 days ago
She looks like Its. Sister
silberdistel 16 days ago
Oh Broomie, I liked the Blues Brothers look much more. It really looked cool.
LawrenceS 16 days ago
Had Gaylord made the suggestion I’d have known it was sarcastic. Irwin might actually think this will work.
Zebrastripes 16 days ago
From the frying pan into the fire?
Geophyzz 16 days ago
There isn’t a month goes by that someone doesn’t tell me that my John Lennon circular sunglasses are cool; but they are 40 years old, and I’ve repaired them three times. Why does no-one make them any more?
baskate_2000 16 days ago
Seriously?
Daltongang Premium Member 16 days ago
Greetings! Broom Hilda the Witch here and today I’d like to tell you a little bit about the color green. Do you know what’s green? Well I am for one thing. You see witches are green, and I’m a witch, and that means I’m green. You see?
[Verse 1]
It’s not that easy bein’ green
Having to spend each day
The color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer
Bein’ red or yellow or gold
Or something much more colorful like that
It’s not easy bein’ green
It seems you blend in
With so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over
‘Cause you’re not standing out
Like flashy sparkles in the water
Or stars in the sky
[Bridge]
But green’s the color of spring
And green can be cool and friendlylike
And green can be big like an ocean
Or important like a mountain
Or tall like a tree
See upcoming pop shows
Get tickets for your favorite artists
[Verse 2]
When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why
But, why wonder? Why wonder?
I’m green and it’ll do fine
It’s beautiful, and I think it’s what I want to be
cuzinron47 16 days ago
I’m sure no one will notice you that way.
cuzinron47 16 days ago
By the way, that should be 3 feet ‘short’.
tcayer 16 days ago
You may get noticed, but no one will say anything!
Curiosity Premium Member 16 days ago
Thank You! It’s not often I actually laugh at things on this site. The gods know these days it’s not easy to find something to laugh about.