Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 10, 2024

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    snsurone76  17 days ago

    People who DO see her will immediately run home and throw their liquor away—just like in great old animated cartoons.

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    oldpine52  17 days ago

    That wouldn’t get a second look in ’Frisco.

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    cracker65  17 days ago

    She looks like Its. Sister

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    silberdistel  16 days ago

    Oh Broomie, I liked the Blues Brothers look much more. It really looked cool.

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    LawrenceS  16 days ago

    Had Gaylord made the suggestion I’d have known it was sarcastic. Irwin might actually think this will work.

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    Zebrastripes  16 days ago

    From the frying pan into the fire?

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    Geophyzz  16 days ago

    There isn’t a month goes by that someone doesn’t tell me that my John Lennon circular sunglasses are cool; but they are 40 years old, and I’ve repaired them three times. Why does no-one make them any more?

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    baskate_2000  16 days ago

    Seriously?

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    Daltongang Premium Member 16 days ago

    Greetings! Broom Hilda the Witch here and today I’d like to tell you a little bit about the color green. Do you know what’s green? Well I am for one thing. You see witches are green, and I’m a witch, and that means I’m green. You see?

    [Verse 1]

    It’s not that easy bein’ green

    Having to spend each day

    The color of the leaves

    When I think it could be nicer

    Bein’ red or yellow or gold

    Or something much more colorful like that

    It’s not easy bein’ green

    It seems you blend in

    With so many other ordinary things

    And people tend to pass you over

    ‘Cause you’re not standing out

    Like flashy sparkles in the water

    Or stars in the sky

    [Bridge]

    But green’s the color of spring

    And green can be cool and friendlylike

    And green can be big like an ocean

    Or important like a mountain

    Or tall like a tree

    See upcoming pop shows

    Get tickets for your favorite artists

    [Verse 2]

    When green is all there is to be

    It could make you wonder why

    But, why wonder? Why wonder?

    I’m green and it’ll do fine

    It’s beautiful, and I think it’s what I want to be

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    cuzinron47  16 days ago

    I’m sure no one will notice you that way.

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    cuzinron47  16 days ago

    By the way, that should be 3 feet ‘short’.

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    tcayer  16 days ago

    You may get noticed, but no one will say anything!

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    Curiosity Premium Member 16 days ago

    Thank You! It’s not often I actually laugh at things on this site. The gods know these days it’s not easy to find something to laugh about.

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