Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 24, 2024

A little off the top

The Mrs. can’t wait to start the stuffing!!!

She has wine, he has his beer. Nice touch.

Just wait until they show you the jacuzzi…

Please, have some more stuffing.

“We’re having uncle Jim for Thanksgiving.”

“Oh my! We’re having a turkey.”

She needs to go check on dinner…

A plastic tablecloth (covering the couch) would have been a good idea.

Good idea to make them comfortable beforehand.

This is the first time they were invited to dinner at the house.

Alas, it’s also the last.

Hope the Bumpus hounds don’t find out.

Having a little cranberry juice are we?

Gobble gobble, we accept you, we accept you, one of us.

Extra scary if she uses that axe.

It’s true what they say then……guliable jive turkey

My grandfather would put the chicken next to the log and put some food on the other side. Grandfather would use his hatchet when the chicken stretched his neck and we would watch a chicken run with his head cut off.

So wrong. It’s okay to eat animals too stupid to survive a rainstorm. Not okay to eat animals that converse with you.

They had a different kind of getting baked in mind.

“Have a little more meal?”

“No, thanks. We’re stuffed.”

sneaky

OK, let’s have dinner, chop chop.

puts the farmer an’ his wife in a good mood anyway!

turkey tartar

Seems talking turkeys would make ’em some money. Silly fools.