Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 02, 2024

Time for the return of the abominable pumpkin?

nope

Sort of. But since you mentioned it…

Our pumpkins have been gaping holes in them. Apparently squirrels like raw pumpkins. Who knew?

Ralph looks like he was thrown out already.

I rarely laugh out loud at a comic, but this one, I did!

Guilty.

… Right? … … Right?

No.. Get in the barrel

“For now…”

No, Ralph. It’s true, you are old and mushy… But you’re still useful!

Everything she said IS true, but she forgot idiot

with Ralph, life is uncertain, so it is best ask for clarification!

Ralph works two jobs, does things with his kids and goes out with his wife for dinner dates. I’d say he’s a keeper.

…maybeeee….

You had to ask?

“mushy”? Time for Viagra, Ralph.

um… yeah… what you said…..

She rethinking, now that you’ve asked.

Poor man has PTSD being married to her.