Kliban by B. Kliban for November 18, 2024

So…not a Christler?

Looks like a Subaru 360.

Henceforth known as … Our Lady of Fiat-ima?

I remember an episode of ‘All In The Family’ where the joke was that Mike told Edith to look for a yellow Toyota hatchback and Edith’s reaction told you that she had no idea what a ‘Toyota hatchback’ was.

Our Lady of the Hydrant.

Virgin Mary gets towed for parking in front of a hydrant.

Both the car and the Virgin Mary are imaginary.

It’s the only way it’ll start in cold weather.

This demonstrates the power of auto-suggestion.