The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 31, 2024

Van Helsing is the one that killed Michael Myers? Whoa.

Van Helsing also fronts a psychobilly band on Fridays, Saturdays, and bark mitzvahs.

One would think the mummy’s trophy would be more useful in the bathroom.

VAN-ity Hellsing.

Happy Halloween!

The ghost hanging there is handy if you do not want to leave the room to dry your hands!

The Karloff/Disney Frankenstein, Mary Shelley and family receive no compensation for that character. Which is millions of dollars. The real horror.

He toilet papered his curtians!

Missing here: an autographed photo of Buffy the Vampire Killer. “Have a Great Slay!”

He’s definitely not reading the obituaries. He’d be chuckling about his recent departed victims/clients.

Love The Mummy curtains.

Whenever he needs a little hair of the dog, he won’t have to look far.

that’s not t.p. on the right, it’s mummy wrappings!

I VANt to be alone

A monster mashup…..

There may or may not be an invisible man trophy in the picture. (Yes, I know that in the original movie, he becomes visible in the end.)

The only things of value to a burglar are the silver cross and the Puritan’s hat.

I suppose those are wrappings from The Mummy, but still, I wouldn’t want to try to T.P. his house!

Can someone explain the Pilgrim hat and the monkey/ape rug to me?

No longer working the graveyard shift.

Third day in a row with the ichthys symbol. Has Scott been born again?

C’mon, Helsing, it’s Halloween. Turn on AMC’s “Fearfest”

Love the mummy trophy!