Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 31, 2024

That made me laugh!

This is why I eat my cereal dry. The soggy texture makes the cereal taste gross.

You could switch to peanut butter crunch. Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!!!

Why are they leaning like that

What’s up?

Teddy just wants some candy, dude :(

I actually like capn crunch.

I actually like cap’n crunch

He is legally required to give them candy or they are permitted to vandalize his house with no remorse. Why do adults complain about costumes? They’re being blackmailed into handing out candy anyways

Now we know why Nate didn’t go as Pop. Personally I like both Rice Krispies and Cap’n Crunch, though Rice Krispies is cheaper and more common in my country

I hope everybody realized teddy said the same thing as yesterday

Hey everyone, I’m back! Just for a bit though.

So once again, Nate being selfish threw everything off. They had a theme but he had taste preferences

Nate’s not wrong.

I love Cap’n Crunch. It’s one of the few cereals that don’t get soggy as soon as you pour the milk.

Yes, CAN’T we just have some candy? Also Happy Halloween!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Them talking will just not allow them to get candy.

Happy Halloween

Loved Cap’n Crunch, in all of its mouth-shattering beauty! (And loved to have the milk do its work….)

Cap’n Crunch does cut the roof of your mouth, and it doesn’t exactly taste good. It’s made by Purina/Ralston, so the same recipe as cat food.

He shoulda been a dapper Dan man.

You should have been a team player, Nate.

NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! Nate, do NOT put that image in my brain. Soggy cereal has the concistency of a wet paper towel and I HATE it! Dry cereal all the way. It’s Cap’n CRUNCH not Cap’n Soggy. Ewwwww…

But, Cap’n Crunch used to advertise that it stays crunchy, even in milk.

That’s Life. Makes the best soggy sludge.

…….needed someone to talk to!!!!!

Happy Halloween, my fellow sillies <33

Does anybody remember Quisp and Quake? Now Quake would do a real job on your mouth.

happy halloween everyone! i hope you all enjoy trick-or-treating. sadly, i can’t, since i live in a country where halloween is not acceptable. i’ve never gotten to celebrate it once in my entire life. my family and i do some stuff at home, and it’s fun, but i bet it’s not the same. someday i want to go trick-or-treating, but so far i’ve never had an opportunity.

Cap’ N Crunch is nasty once it gets soggy.

Wow didint know that Nate knew so much about cereal btw poor teddy he has said the sand thing for two days in a row like can we get candy

Btw happy Halloween

Happy Halloween!!!

I’m eating shredded wheat right now. I always wait until it turns into a soggy sludge.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Skeletons are spooky, no candy is too.

“My name is snap!” “-crackle!” “PO-capn’crunch.”

10/10

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE. THIS IS HALLOWEEN. HAVE A GOOD ONE!

jusssst having a normal conversation woth a stranger totally normal :D

big D Randy is coming out today….

…a mantra for Teddy? Hey, kid, in THIS day and age, you have to endure the editorial commentary at each stop: THEN you get some candy…..maybe……

AHOY!!! I thought Cap’n Crunch “stayed crunchy, even in milk”? Blow the bosun’s whistle, Seadog….or then again, maybe don’t…….

The helpful tips!

This reminds me of a Bee Family Vine where the dad shows up in an Angry Bird costume when the rest of the family dressed up as the Addams Family

Happy Halloween

But I thought Cap’n Crunch was advertised as “stays crunchy even in milk!”

Does the guy not put milk in his cereal? Cause if not, we can’t trust him.

It went from “Why he’s not pop” to “How Cap, in crunch works”

The guy’s right about Cap’n Crunch. I wonder if some people just have tougher mouths or if they enjoy a bit of pain with their breakfast…

ew.

Yeah, wouldn’t want Cap’n Crunch to be crunchy.

I don’t like cereal(who with me?)

Well, it’s Nate fault they’re slowing down the fact they’re even getting candy at all.

Today is the current form of thermo. Thermonuclear Incineros. And since when do adults ask kids what they are. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year To all.

Quake was rougher than the Captain, as I recall.

Poll: what is the worst item you have received for halloween.

Good tip Nate.

Haven’t had any Cap’t Crunch in ages, but when it first came out, I remember that it was really gross. Yuck!

So very true Nate! As a kid, I used to wait for the Cap’n Crunch and Frosted Flakes to get nice and soggy! :-)

Happy Halloween and Diwali(If you celebrate it)

What’s you’re favorite cereal? Personally mine is cinnamon toast crunch. Also Happy Halloween!

Make with the Treats.

just wants some candy man. Candy

Nate provides useful knowledge.

When did this become The Splendid Table?

watch yo tone

Nate’s right about letting the milk do its work on Cap’n Crunch!