Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 24, 2024

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    pearlsbs  about 5 hours ago

    Apparently ACME doesn’t sell turkeys.

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    FreihEitner Premium Member about 4 hours ago

    Wile E. should have used Marvin’s space modulator ray. That is, unless Duck Dodgers’ disintegration ray got to it—because brother, when it disintegrates it disintegrates.

    “Well whaddya know? It disintegrated.”

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    The Humanist   about 3 hours ago

    Road Runner should be giving thanks that was not eaten during thanksgiving dinner.

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    Lolapoo Premium Member about 3 hours ago

    Well, there’s always the pig at the end of the table.

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    FreihEitner Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    At least they aren’t sufferin’ succotash.

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    peacekeeper Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    Road Runner would be too scrawny and Tweety to small. Foghorn Leghorn would be just right.

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