That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 18, 2024

Jeannette’s entrepreneurial foray into the precursor of OnlyFans launches with a rocky start.

Maybe it’s my breath?

“Wait till I see the ?@£&* that told me today was Pink…..”

What’s a bed doing in the common room of a tavern?

/// Leonora Christina in Prison.

Why? She wouldn’t “confess” durin’ quizzin’

that her husband’s a traitor,

and her enemies hate her

after complex events had arisen.

/// So she’s stripped of her titles and power,

and spent twenty-two years in a tower.

Somehow managed to write

all about her sad plight,

and grew strong when expected to cower.

I won’t dance. Don’t ask me.

Don’t look at me! I’m hideous!

The hot young chick on the left/

While of any royal privilege bereft/

Is still a king’s daughter/

So no “bread and water”/

She’s maintains her substantial heft..

The reason she hasn’t yet mated/

Is that she’s incarcerated./

But when she gets out/

She’ll be strikingly stout/

And her last chances will have abated.

Here I sit, broken hearted,

Had to poop and only farted.

Sylvia thinks…….I should have worn a short skirt and bra less blouse……

Obviousl, You write your OWN book…

You Do Have the TIME……

Leonora Christina in Prison: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Sitting couples in art" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, and DuckDuckGo search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found (again, DuckDuckGo finds its alternate name and needs an extra click) and once there find the text string Leonora, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3394 (October 18, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment and reply pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 4 works by him have been used here, the February 28, 2023, strip being the prior.

“See her. She was the handsomest woman in town. Two days ago.”

i wonder why they find cards more interesting than me?i’m just a little overweight.

After Going Mad, Ophelia Was Committed To A Lunatic Hospital For Her Own Safety. Ironically, Due To The Hospital’s High-Calorie Menu, If She Ever DID Fall Into A Brook She’d Now Float.

When you are one day into a 10 year sentence and realize you have forgotten to bring any Amoretto.

Wait a minute. Why did I come into this room? Getting old sucks.

She really hated when the old bch was right and she wasn’t about something because she’ll never hear about it forever.

We know why Leonora was put in prison, but why was the artist put in there also? And in a women’s prison?

For Monday:

The artist had to work fast/

To avoid the forthcoming blast;/

The old style grenade/

Had a fuse that’s delayed/

But the model’s in a full body cast..