I prefer sweets made from the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose. But that’s just me and M. Python.
carlsonbob 25 days ago
I don’t want to see the groin injury.
Alabama Al 25 days ago
For something different, go to a warehouse store (Costco, Sam’s Club, etc.) and get a crate of vendor-size packages of potato chips. Kids love ’em.
nancyb creator 25 days ago
I was once able to buy chocolate hockey pucks with various team names printed on the wrappers.
Ellis97 25 days ago
Sports injury gummies? Sounds delicious.
Lotus 25 days ago
I prefer sweets made from the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose. But that’s just me and M. Python.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 25 days ago
Why was Otani trying to steal 2nd with a 3-run lead?Was he running on his own?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 25 days ago
Now EVERYBODY will be trying Hail Mary passes
poppacapsmokeblower 25 days ago
Concussion marshmallow helmets and candy loose teeth.
grocks 25 days ago
Kids would really love these!
Ironhold 25 days ago
In all seriousness Tank, check the trading card section of your local big-box retailer.
Some trading card companies are now making special packs of cards to give away as treats.
This is two years running I’ve seen Pokemon cards done up like this, 3 cards to a pack and $25 or so for 30 such packs.
I’m also seeing football and basketball cards also being done up like this, 3 cards to a pack and $25 for 40 packs.
You can be giving out football or basketball cards to the kids, something they can treasure long after the night’s over.
bobtoledo Premium Member 25 days ago
I’ll take a knee please.
TexTech 24 days ago
So is the Hobblegoblin getting a piece of this action?