Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 22, 2024

I’m not full, I only had a cup of coffee…..

Shoe’s character lacks character.

Full body deodorants is all rage now. Surprised that big pharmacy companies don’t have a pill for that. At least a suppository.

Tough thing to admit “you stink all over” Take a bath! Check Out Red Foxx "You gotta’wash yourass "

Full body huh. Just rinse Cosmo, and then baste.

“It has a rich, full nose with a touch of hibiscus and hints of orange and grapefruit, strong earthy undertones with a faint memory of chocolate and a lingering aftertaste of old boots.”

Great. Like we need to smell “Axe” everywhere we go.

Bet that cigar overwhelms anything. I’m old enough to remember guys smoking them in their office. I knew when the dean of my engineering college was in his office by the cloud coming from his office’s AC.

To finish it in one single Day.

Now I’m envisioning Cosmo in a large, sealed, baggie.

Ain’t that the truth.

He runs through a stick every other day, but hey, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

OUCH!

ba dum tss

Same old deodorant, just marketed differently.

methinks they call that a mike drop!

For all those thinking of using Mando or Lumi to smell good for 72 hours . . . . Here’s a better idea: BATHE !!!!

I’m seeing a lot of those full body deodorants for both men and women, I shower everyday and I use an antiperspirant. No problem with odor there.

I really dislike walking along and then suddenly walking through a wall of somebody’s sickeningly sweet vapor trail.

It’s just the old GI bath. 1. Wipe off with a wet rag. 2. Douse yourself strategically in Aqua Velva.

Says the pot calling the kettle black.

Snarky, thy name is shoe.