The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for November 14, 2024

Fear mongreling.

A pedigree pun!

And they is give so bad side effects that you is no want to demand extra foods.

I wish

“That is how they always seem to know!”

The dog is ALWAYS on the couch. She hasn’t learned about the counter yet.

It’s true!

Dogs have their conspiracy theories people have their own, like “After four years Donald Trump is going to name himself dictator for life”. I know this is true, I’ve seen it all over the internet!

Now they want to put them in each of us!…

He listens to the Ruff Kennedy podcast.

“I thought it was so you could smell the ‘chemtrails’ 20,000 feet up.”

Ah. The covid vaccine with the tracker in it. I’m simply not that interesting. Track away.

It’s true, but THEY don’t want you to know.

“And there’s this woman who couldn’t be bothered with spending time to train her dog, so she shot and killed it. And now she’s going to be head of Homeland Security.” (cue the scary music)

No that is what the air tags are for.

Disappointing — I always thought dogs were supposed to be smarter than we are.