The band instructor was up on his metal stand conducting the band at halftime at the high school football game when suddenly a storm came up and he was struck by a bolt of lightning.
The ambulance rushed him to the local hospital and he survived with no serious injuries. The attending doctor said that he wasn’t surprised that he survived because he knew he was a poor conductor.
pearlsbs 18 days ago
This reminds me of a joke.
The band instructor was up on his metal stand conducting the band at halftime at the high school football game when suddenly a storm came up and he was struck by a bolt of lightning.
The ambulance rushed him to the local hospital and he survived with no serious injuries. The attending doctor said that he wasn’t surprised that he survived because he knew he was a poor conductor.
Grover Premium Member 18 days ago
Wood can get burning hot. Go Wood, Go!
The Reader Premium Member 18 days ago
I think Bugs Bunny is the best conductor.
blunebottle 18 days ago
Yes, but if you get wood wet, you can burn all kinds of neat dendritic patterns in it with high voltage.
Darryl Heine 18 days ago
Wood would never conduct an orchestra.
CleverHans Premium Member 18 days ago
As Tolkien wood say, “That’s Ent-ertainment”…
Jeff0811 18 days ago
Say all you want. Wood’s thick bark insulates from the barbs.
mokspr Premium Member 18 days ago
He must have had the chili last night because I’m hearing lots of wood wind!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 18 days ago
“ A one…and a two…and a tree.”
Cerabooge 18 days ago
Poor Elijah.
w2lj 17 days ago
Not when it’s on the receiving end of lightning.
Zebrastripes 17 days ago
It’s the fall season…so why is Wood not droppping his leaves?
crazeekatlady 17 days ago
Glass is nonconductive.
Smeagol 17 days ago
Treebeard is that you?
gopher gofer 17 days ago
to think he can conduct, he must be out of his tree…