Castoreum /kæsˈtɔːriəm/ is a yellowish exudate from the castor sacs of mature beavers and platypuses. Both animals use castoreum for various purposes; beavers use it in combination with urine to scent mark their territory, while platypuses use it in reproductive communication.
Went to Wally World today. Man in line in front of me insisted his gift card had $20 on it, he even used it yesterday. The cashier told him it takes 5 to 7 days for the charges to process, and the card can’t be used until then. He kept asking how much things were and taking some off his list. He got down to $9.05. I handed the cashier a $10 bill, and asked her to use that so we could all get through the line before her shift ends. The gent behind me commented, “That’s half hour of my live I’ll never get back.” i told him sometimes it is easier and cheaper to pay for someone else than to stand around all day.
The last panel I have heard before. “Can I renew my driver license now and bring the payment next week?” With the most serious face. Today at Kroger a lady parked her cart right in front of what I wanted. So I waited as she selected 4 cans of tomato sauce. Starts to leave then stops. Puts back those cans back and gets 4 different ones. Starts to leave then stops. Puts those back then gets 4 different ones. Then stands there contemplating her choice or her navel. The look was the same. Enough done I wedged my way to my choice, grabbed six, and headed out. Last I saw she was getting 4 different cans again.
seanfear 20 days ago
just here? HAHAHAHA
macky87 20 days ago
She should try working at a Waffle House
dallenboston 20 days ago
Can I have pancakes at the waffle house
Darth Stevious 20 days ago
I hope the attempt to get her to leave fails. She’s my current favorite,
davidob 20 days ago
“No, you may not have pancakes”, he said flatly.
Is like a melody Premium Member 20 days ago
Had to look it up, now I wish I hadn’t.
Judeeye Premium Member 20 days ago
Go Tabby!❤️
Munch 20 days ago
Hilarious!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 20 days ago
I wish I hadn’t Googled castoreum.
CoffeeBob Premium Member 20 days ago
Obviously not the Shelby model from Ford motors.
mistercatworks 20 days ago
I’m fond of persons; it’s people I can’t stand.
Teto85 Premium Member 20 days ago
Tabby is just the perfect co-worker.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 20 days ago
Sure, kid. We’ll just set your items back on the shelves for you, and mark them up so no one else buys them.
6turtle9 20 days ago
Which is funnier, the comic or beaver butt juice?
Purple People Eater 20 days ago
From Wikipedia:
Castoreum /kæsˈtɔːriəm/ is a yellowish exudate from the castor sacs of mature beavers and platypuses. Both animals use castoreum for various purposes; beavers use it in combination with urine to scent mark their territory, while platypuses use it in reproductive communication.
castoreum is used to make perfume.
crazeekatlady 20 days ago
Went to Wally World today. Man in line in front of me insisted his gift card had $20 on it, he even used it yesterday. The cashier told him it takes 5 to 7 days for the charges to process, and the card can’t be used until then. He kept asking how much things were and taking some off his list. He got down to $9.05. I handed the cashier a $10 bill, and asked her to use that so we could all get through the line before her shift ends. The gent behind me commented, “That’s half hour of my live I’ll never get back.” i told him sometimes it is easier and cheaper to pay for someone else than to stand around all day.
Vet Premium Member 19 days ago
The last panel I have heard before. “Can I renew my driver license now and bring the payment next week?” With the most serious face. Today at Kroger a lady parked her cart right in front of what I wanted. So I waited as she selected 4 cans of tomato sauce. Starts to leave then stops. Puts back those cans back and gets 4 different ones. Starts to leave then stops. Puts those back then gets 4 different ones. Then stands there contemplating her choice or her navel. The look was the same. Enough done I wedged my way to my choice, grabbed six, and headed out. Last I saw she was getting 4 different cans again.
Amina Rush 19 days ago
She’s got good boundaries!