FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 04, 2025

Reality, I guess everyone is not entitled to their own.

Use your laser pointer. I hear pilots hate that.

Warthogs rule.

Your attack hit all the holes in my wizard and failed to have any effect.

Make-believe?! You’re playing Dungeons & Dragons for Bahamut’s sake! Also, who’s the ooze brain who sold advanced military tech to the gnolls?

LotR proved that air support wins battles.

Wonder Warthog!

Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Sic the giant eagles on the warthog!

Wait ‘till they see what happens to D&D in the 2025. >

Warthogs only get used in ground attack situations where air supremacy has already been achieved. Their air to air strike capability is very limited and they’re unlikely to survive attacks from enemy fighter aircraft. They were awesome in their day though…

Excuse me, but isn’t make-believe the whole point of playing D&D?

“BRRRRRRRRRT!!”

Pathetic, a Wizard will destroy any warthog military BS

How can you “fill” somebody full of “holes”?

Brrrrrrrt.