The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 16, 2024

Shaking left hands…strange

She’ll be making an appointment with a divorce lawyer tomorrow.

She may be insignificant, but she’s probably the better half.

We had one engineer who, at company getogethers, would bring a different lady each time. The ladies were always very tall and, we thought, just hired……

A left hand shake eh.

If he’s as good with numbers as he is with names, the accounting department might not be the best place for him.

My friend at work would jokingly introduce his wife of 42 years as “My first wife, Pam.” She was and still is the only wife he’s ever had and intends to have. But he thought it was funny. I’m not sure that she did.

I do believe trouble waits for him at home!

My wife will jokingly (?) refer to me as her favorite husband. I’m her first and only (so far?)

About as funny as bleeding hemorrhoids.

My wife says I’m crazy but she’s the one who married me.

Micro-agressions.

She’s probably not his soul mate, or his sole mate.

I’ll say it again… I think “husband” and “wife” should be replaced by spouse.

Hold your drink in your left hand and shake with the right.

No one else brought their mate, and it shows on Fearless Leader’s face.

Bill proves why he still a junior accountant.

There’s no accounting for some marriages…..

Um. This is just sad.

The little or no account woman?

This is my wife, ahhh……..what’s that flower that has all the thorns?……..

Bill is a dead man!

she’s about to be his trouble and strife…

ISO

Many men (including my late Husband) would introduce saying simply “This is my wife”. I’d add,(… and I have a name.)When other men introduce their wives in that manner, I ask if their wife has name.

Scorecard: This guy’s just struck out with the CEO and his own wife. What’s next — too many trips to the punch bowl? He’s toast.