I heard a song on the radio the other day that said you see us when we’re sleeping. Wouldn’t that mean that you are omnipresent? The song went on to say that you know wen we’re asleep. Does that imply omniscience? And, finally, the song said that you know if we’ve been good or bad. Are you in a position to make absolute moral judgments? Do you realize the immense theological implications of these claims?
I cannot be held responsible for any responsible responsibility for anything I say when I say anything when I am drinking which is always because drinking I always am when drinking. And furthermore, often all the time. Cackle Cackle Cackle.
codycab 11 days ago
Yep! It’s all Jon’s fault for making Garfield diet.
BigDaveGlass 11 days ago
The Arbuckle stops here .
minky momo 11 days ago
well that’s true
electricshadow Premium Member 11 days ago
Gabriel Iglesias said much the same thing, “I’m Sorry for What I Said While I Was Hungry.”
Purple People Eater 11 days ago
Dear Santa,
I heard a song on the radio the other day that said you see us when we’re sleeping. Wouldn’t that mean that you are omnipresent? The song went on to say that you know wen we’re asleep. Does that imply omniscience? And, finally, the song said that you know if we’ve been good or bad. Are you in a position to make absolute moral judgments? Do you realize the immense theological implications of these claims?
kendavis09 11 days ago
Don’t forget what you do to the poochy dog all the time.
Ron Dunn Premium Member 11 days ago
Or as Sally Brown said “just send money 10’s and 20’s”
constantine48 11 days ago
I plan on cutting down on desserts after Christmas. If I remember.
Bigfieldnutsfan(big Nate + Garfield + peanuts) 11 days ago
What will Santa to, Garfield
LawrenceS 11 days ago
Has a Garfield diet ever lasted as long as 24 hours?
2AndFour 11 days ago
A week without lasagna can drive a cat into madness.
ʲᔆ 11 days ago
cat’s a better typist than I am :\
win.45mag 11 days ago
The cry of the left….I’m not responsible……..
Goat from PBS 11 days ago
Or when it’s a Monday. That gets rough.
edmund_graham 11 days ago
Well now I’m curious what he said
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 11 days ago
Dear Sanda,
I cannot be held responsible for any responsible responsibility for anything I say when I say anything when I am drinking which is always because drinking I always am when drinking. And furthermore, often all the time. Cackle Cackle Cackle.
Camela… or is it Kamala?
PoochFan 11 days ago
The art wasn’t exactly copied in each panel today… Garfield’s fingers are in different positions.
CaveCat87 11 days ago
There’s a good chance that Jon will come by and cry foul on Garfield’s claims.
Jelliqal 11 days ago
Garfield, Ain’t that the truth. Hangry is a Thing.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 days ago
Hair splitting just like Calvin.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 11 days ago
Garfield dieting?!?! Now that’s truly funny!
lnrokr55 11 days ago
So, does the North Pole have an email address, maybe just a FaceBook page ! ;-)
3025221 11 days ago
Garfield hungry from a diet implies that he has been sticking to the diet. Either this is an impostor, or john padlocked the fridge again.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 11 days ago
“When considering what to give me for Christmas, please bear in mind that I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.”
ComicKing456 Premium Member 11 days ago
What do you guys want for Christmas?
WentHulk 10 days ago
lol
anncorr339 10 days ago
Garfield you are never on a diet