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I heard a song on the radio the other day that said you see us when we’re sleeping. Wouldn’t that mean that you are omnipresent? The song went on to say that you know wen we’re asleep. Does that imply omniscience? And, finally, the song said that you know if we’ve been good or bad. Are you in a position to make absolute moral judgments? Do you realize the immense theological implications of these claims?
I cannot be held responsible for any responsible responsibility for anything I say when I say anything when I am drinking which is always because drinking I always am when drinking. And furthermore, often all the time. Cackle Cackle Cackle.
codycab 2 months ago
Yep! It’s all Jon’s fault for making Garfield diet.
BigDaveGlass 2 months ago
The Arbuckle stops here .
minky momo 2 months ago
well that’s true
electricshadow Premium Member 2 months ago
Gabriel Iglesias said much the same thing, “I’m Sorry for What I Said While I Was Hungry.”
Purple People Eater 2 months ago
Dear Santa,
I heard a song on the radio the other day that said you see us when we’re sleeping. Wouldn’t that mean that you are omnipresent? The song went on to say that you know wen we’re asleep. Does that imply omniscience? And, finally, the song said that you know if we’ve been good or bad. Are you in a position to make absolute moral judgments? Do you realize the immense theological implications of these claims?
kendavis09 2 months ago
Don’t forget what you do to the poochy dog all the time.
Ron Dunn Premium Member 2 months ago
Or as Sally Brown said “just send money 10’s and 20’s”
constantine48 2 months ago
I plan on cutting down on desserts after Christmas. If I remember.
Bigfieldnutsfan(big Nate + Garfield + peanuts) 2 months ago
What will Santa to, Garfield
LawrenceS 2 months ago
Has a Garfield diet ever lasted as long as 24 hours?
2AndFour 2 months ago
A week without lasagna can drive a cat into madness.
ʲᔆ 2 months ago
cat’s a better typist than I am :\
win.45mag 2 months ago
The cry of the left….I’m not responsible……..
Goat from PBS 2 months ago
Or when it’s a Monday. That gets rough.
edmund_graham 2 months ago
Well now I’m curious what he said
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 2 months ago
Dear Sanda,
I cannot be held responsible for any responsible responsibility for anything I say when I say anything when I am drinking which is always because drinking I always am when drinking. And furthermore, often all the time. Cackle Cackle Cackle.
Camela… or is it Kamala?
PoochFan 2 months ago
The art wasn’t exactly copied in each panel today… Garfield’s fingers are in different positions.
CaveCat87 2 months ago
There’s a good chance that Jon will come by and cry foul on Garfield’s claims.
Jelliqal 2 months ago
Garfield, Ain’t that the truth. Hangry is a Thing.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 2 months ago
Hair splitting just like Calvin.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 2 months ago
Garfield dieting?!?! Now that’s truly funny!
lnrokr55 2 months ago
So, does the North Pole have an email address, maybe just a FaceBook page ! ;-)
3025221 2 months ago
Garfield hungry from a diet implies that he has been sticking to the diet. Either this is an impostor, or john padlocked the fridge again.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen 2 months ago
“When considering what to give me for Christmas, please bear in mind that I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.”
ComicKing456 Premium Member 2 months ago
What do you guys want for Christmas?
WentHulk 2 months ago
lol
anncorr339 2 months ago
Garfield you are never on a diet