I heard a song on the radio the other day that said you see us when we’re sleeping. Wouldn’t that mean that you are omnipresent? The song went on to say that you know wen we’re asleep. Does that imply omniscience? And, finally, the song said that you know if we’ve been good or bad. Are you in a position to make absolute moral judgments? Do you realize the immense theological implications of these claims?
I cannot be held responsible for any responsible responsibility for anything I say when I say anything when I am drinking which is always because drinking I always am when drinking. And furthermore, often all the time. Cackle Cackle Cackle.
codycab about 1 month ago
Yep! It’s all Jon’s fault for making Garfield diet.
BigDaveGlass about 1 month ago
The Arbuckle stops here .
minky momo about 1 month ago
well that’s true
electricshadow Premium Member about 1 month ago
Gabriel Iglesias said much the same thing, “I’m Sorry for What I Said While I Was Hungry.”
Purple People Eater about 1 month ago
Dear Santa,
I heard a song on the radio the other day that said you see us when we’re sleeping. Wouldn’t that mean that you are omnipresent? The song went on to say that you know wen we’re asleep. Does that imply omniscience? And, finally, the song said that you know if we’ve been good or bad. Are you in a position to make absolute moral judgments? Do you realize the immense theological implications of these claims?
kendavis09 about 1 month ago
Don’t forget what you do to the poochy dog all the time.
Ron Dunn Premium Member about 1 month ago
Or as Sally Brown said “just send money 10’s and 20’s”
constantine48 about 1 month ago
I plan on cutting down on desserts after Christmas. If I remember.
Bigfieldnutsfan(big Nate + Garfield + peanuts) about 1 month ago
What will Santa to, Garfield
LawrenceS about 1 month ago
Has a Garfield diet ever lasted as long as 24 hours?
2AndFour about 1 month ago
A week without lasagna can drive a cat into madness.
ʲᔆ about 1 month ago
cat’s a better typist than I am :\
win.45mag about 1 month ago
The cry of the left….I’m not responsible……..
Goat from PBS about 1 month ago
Or when it’s a Monday. That gets rough.
edmund_graham about 1 month ago
Well now I’m curious what he said
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Dear Sanda,
I cannot be held responsible for any responsible responsibility for anything I say when I say anything when I am drinking which is always because drinking I always am when drinking. And furthermore, often all the time. Cackle Cackle Cackle.
Camela… or is it Kamala?
PoochFan about 1 month ago
The art wasn’t exactly copied in each panel today… Garfield’s fingers are in different positions.
CaveCat87 about 1 month ago
There’s a good chance that Jon will come by and cry foul on Garfield’s claims.
Jelliqal about 1 month ago
Garfield, Ain’t that the truth. Hangry is a Thing.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 month ago
Hair splitting just like Calvin.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 month ago
Garfield dieting?!?! Now that’s truly funny!
lnrokr55 about 1 month ago
So, does the North Pole have an email address, maybe just a FaceBook page ! ;-)
3025221 about 1 month ago
Garfield hungry from a diet implies that he has been sticking to the diet. Either this is an impostor, or john padlocked the fridge again.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 1 month ago
“When considering what to give me for Christmas, please bear in mind that I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.”
ComicKing456 Premium Member about 1 month ago
What do you guys want for Christmas?
WentHulk about 1 month ago
lol
anncorr339 about 1 month ago
Garfield you are never on a diet