Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 18, 2024

“I used to go to him often when I was a little horse.”

But his backside is a horse’s a$$.

Horsing around with interviewer eh.

He talks a good game.

Perceptive doc.

… and patience is a virtue!

You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it… people like you!

Any strengths? “Nope! Not even enough to get myself outta bed to get to work in the morning!!”

“Where do you see yourself 20 years from now?”

“Out to pasture.”

“…next applicant, please…”

well then, could you dance ar around the subject a little…?

I’d describe myself as someone who can’t believe the stupid questions HR asks job applicants. What does any of that crap have to do with someone’s abilities to do a job?

I’m not sure how to “interpret” that second panel, Horace.

For standup comic? Job is yours, Horace.

“Where do you see yourself in five years?”

“Probably in a mirror.”

“Can’t act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.”

—allegedly the report on Fred Astaire’s first screen test

What job are you even applying for Horace?

Patients are not always patient…