Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 15, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago

    I guess those fluorescent enzymes are in all his bodily fluids.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 2 months ago

    Glowing poop makes it easy to find.

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    angelolady Premium Member 2 months ago

    You could even say it glows.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 2 months ago

    Too many deliveries to Chernobyl.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 2 months ago

    Even his poop glows??

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    mywifeslover  2 months ago

    There is a chance that is a little Santa Snack Sack… a scat chance of course

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    ʲᔆ  2 months ago

    twinkle türds

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Ho ho ho!

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    Kaputnik  2 months ago

    They make diapers for horses. They ought to fit reindeer, too. Of course, you’ll still have to change them.

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    Darryl Heine  2 months ago

    What is the meaning of this cartoon?

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    ladykat Premium Member 2 months ago

    Rudolph is probably radioactive.

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    P51Strega  2 months ago

    We never see him from the rear; I suppose his butt must glow too.

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    JamieLee Premium Member 2 months ago

    Rudolph looks very happy, just like my dog does after he poops!

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    Prawnclaw  2 months ago

    Love the satisfied look on Rudolph’s face.

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    OddGobb  2 months ago

    Now we know how chocolate covered cherries are made

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    dbrucepm  2 months ago

    where Rudolph goes the poop really glows

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    Just hope he doesn’t mix that sack up with the one that has all the toys.

    On the other hand, maybe bad kids won’t be getting coal in their stockings this year…

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    oakie9531  2 months ago

    that must be some red hot….

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    What?

    Santa has a lot of elves on the shelf’s to do this crappy job….

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    Deuce big aglow.

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    perryed  2 months ago

    Radioactive red reindeer remnants.

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    mindjob  2 months ago

    He will never be lost for very long

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    Stupid  2 months ago

    So he’s got a tail light too.

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    ʲᔆ  2 months ago

    Rudolph left a present for Santa to wrap

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    Ron Bauerle  2 months ago

    Wonder how well this strip works in the B&W papers…

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