Which reminds me os a greeting card I got someone. On the front, this old couple is at the doctors office, and the doctor is telling the wife, “We’re going to need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semon sample from him. The old guy says,”what did he say?" And the wife goes,“They need your underwear.”
Reminds me of Sophia on “The Golden Girls”. She was so hot that she put a pair of her underwear in the freezer. She then proceeded to run through her neighbor’s sprinkler in her “birthday suit”.
sirbadger 2 months ago
Did she put the underwear in a plastic bag before putting it in the freezer?
oldthang 2 months ago
Earl, your mind needed changing, anyway—just like the underwear!
jmworacle 2 months ago
Opal might’ve stumbled onto something.
Tachyon the Samurai 2 months ago
Once you get the gum off the underpants, I wonder if Nelson will like the flavor.
Concretionist 2 months ago
Leaving out the entire question of HOW he got gum in his undies..,
dougcalder1 2 months ago
Were there skid marks on the gonchies?
The Duke 2 months ago
Nelson must have swallowed the gum.
iggyman 2 months ago
Now I heard just about everything!
Ivy Valory Premium Member 2 months ago
Oh, I am laughing so HARD! And then laughing even harder at all your hilarious comments. This ones a keeper.
iggyman 2 months ago
Will Nelson get the gum back?!
iggyman 2 months ago
One way to make Earl diet!
Eric Thom Premium Member 2 months ago
He’s wasn’t serious about having an ice cream bar. If they weren’t wrapped in the underwear they are safe.,
nosirrom 2 months ago
I thought she had a seventy year itch.
My First Premium Member 2 months ago
So much for the Fudgesicle’s.
Funniguy 2 months ago
Reminds me of a song…“Does your chewing Gum Lose It’s Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?” Lonnie Donegan.
Daniel Verburg 2 months ago
Fuzzy Earl!
rgulyash 2 months ago
A fudgesicle doesn’t appeal to me either
Zen-of-Zinfandel 2 months ago
Hilarious!
sheashea 2 months ago
That’s a lot of trouble to save a few bucks on a new pair of underwear. Throw them out.
ANIMAL 2 months ago
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm………… that gives me an IDEA
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 2 months ago
If she had put them in a freezer bag it might have been more sanitary! But besides that, it’s a good kitchen hack!
Munch 2 months ago
The underwear diet.
elbow macaroni 2 months ago
Why doesn’t his mom do his laundry?
poppacapsmokeblower 2 months ago
Underwear in the freezer, your dieting tip for today.
Saddenedby Premium Member 2 months ago
don’t even try to ask about the little jars of milk in the refrigerator Earl. you do not wish to know.
win.45mag 2 months ago
HIS scivvies are most likely a LOT cleaner than Earls.
win.45mag 2 months ago
Which reminds me os a greeting card I got someone. On the front, this old couple is at the doctors office, and the doctor is telling the wife, “We’re going to need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semon sample from him. The old guy says,”what did he say?" And the wife goes,“They need your underwear.”
davecat 2 months ago
Surely the ice cream bars are individually wrapped, and maybe in a box as well? (But yes, a plastic bag for the undershorts too, by all means.)
ragsarooni 2 months ago
Can’t say as I blame ya,earl,’ol boy."…..
olds_cool63 2 months ago
Underwear in the freezer = Absolutely disgusting.
zeexenon 2 months ago
Wait, to save room, they’re all stored in his gummy-drawers.
MartinPerry1 2 months ago
Come on Earl. I’m sure his mom changes his underwear at least once a month.
sousamannd 2 months ago
Come on Earl! That shouldn’t stop you! It isn’t that you were going to lick his undies. Since when have you allowed your feminine side out?
Strawberry King 2 months ago
That would’ve ruined my ice cream mood too.
Smeagol 2 months ago
The ice cream bar should be wrapped and probably in a box with the other ice cream bars. I want a mini Magnum bar, smaller and less guilt :)
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 2 months ago
Dirty underwear as a dietic aid. Great idea!!
wlbr549 2 months ago
Reminds me of Sophia on “The Golden Girls”. She was so hot that she put a pair of her underwear in the freezer. She then proceeded to run through her neighbor’s sprinkler in her “birthday suit”.
eced52 2 months ago
Me too.