Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for November 15, 2024

Weenus did not get the point.

It’s annoying when you forget you are carrying a small pair of nail scissors in your carry on and they are confiscated as a dangerous item when you go through airport security. Should have learnt from having my nail clippers confiscated 10 years previously. Rules are rules but I would have extreme difficulty in hijacking a plane or causing panic with either item.

You lead us into that one, Mr. lemon!

I hope there is an eraser for that sentence.

I’ve seen this one recently somewhere.

Pencil me in to laugh later.

Let the pen-ishment fit the crime.

I was traveling in Wyoming during the 9/11 attack. At the airport, coming home, they took my fingernail clippers but let on a woman with hiking poles.

I guess there’s No use trying to graphite the system.

Or not 2B

Mr. Wiggly: The Wiggster is listening to Weenus’ & 8-Balls conversation, he has his chest pushed out to show he ain’t afraid of no pencil!