Close to Home by John McPherson for November 22, 2024

Put her down for both

She’s got one foot longer than the other-itis…

That is a “trick” knee, it’s trick is to look like a grapefruit!

But now that you’ve brought it up, my second opinion is….

Yes, they do. That’s why we keep the cat outside.

She might have the uromysitisis!

Educational! I learned some thing!

Spiderveins, spiderveins, does whatever a spider………, someone was going to say it, cheers.

Looks like she also has gout that’s causing one knee to be swollen. That happens to my dad sometimes.

Good spot to be in, Bleeb.

It looks exactly like my knee did after tearing the ACL.

I’ve got flabitis. How do I get rid of it?

Hilarious!

Hi Bleeb!

Flea bite us?

“ You have varicose veins.”

“ Yes, they’ve always been very close.”

I had cellulitis in my lower left leg once. It was swollen and red but I wasn’t worried. Everybody else was freaked out, though, so I took their advice and went to the emergency room. The hospital said it was a good thing I came in, too. Gave me a full-leg (FULL-leg) ultrasound, put me in a bed, IV antibiotics — I didn’t see any difference. Oh well, maybe it would have gotten worse otherwise. Three days later, my insurance wasn’t holding up and it was almost Thanksgiving, so they sent me home. I’m glad they didn’t go with teaching me how to do the IV on myself although that would have been interesting. Just more pills. Gradually cleared up. I’ve always wondered if it was just a matter of my body needing some time to mount an offensive defense.

well, some flabitis too… to be fair…

I don’t Like the sound of that!!!

I think I have flabitis and I don’t need a doctor to tell me that.

He said you’re flea bitten.

So your saying it’s all in vain?

Lost in translation.

He’s lucky she didn’t kick him.

For what it’s worth, Richard Nixon had Phlebitis- sat in a chair listening to tapes too long.

She needs some IV heifer-in STAT!

You mean it doesn’t mean she got bitten by a bug??

We all hear what we fear the most.

Oh gosh! I laughed so hard at this one.!!!

She wanted to hear “flab”