Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 23, 2024

If the Fink grows two more feet, he’ll have four!

Wiz didn’t get an ad, he got clickbait, or I guess open-the-scrollbait.

What’s the King going to do with 4 feet?

I have a Fire TV (Amazon) It keeps asking me to allow it to suggest TV shows to fit my viewing habits. I always click “no thanks”

The two years must be leap years.

If targeted ads were true, I’m overweight, bald, have a small one (you know what), and it’s not working. Lies! I’m not bald… I have a tall forehead… :D

They’re so good that I get ads on my device for anything my wife has been looking at on her device.

“These targeted adds are getting good.” Something no one has ever said before!!

Sponsored by big pharma

…….that’s a lot of paper/????

They have your personal information. Look out.

“Lonely women want to meet you…” (Sure, fat chance!!!)

And some people think that only AI is bad!

The machine printed a junk fax. I showed it to my manager and told him that it had no name but it was pills intended for a fat bald underendowed guy with ED. He had a great time asking everyone if it was for them.

This is why you need to look at unusual things now and then, just so you can mess up the data anyone has collected on you.And someone, please tell me why, after decades of not buying anything from them and even moving, I STILL get a catalog in the mail from Title Nine? Repeated requests to stop it have fallen on deaf ears. Who do I sue?

Good, but totally junk. They’re all fraud.

Merlin: anal nathrak, uthvas bethud, do che-ol di-enve.

Knowing your customer’s needs brings you much closer to a sale.

Wish mine were that good, I keep getting depends and kotex ads.