Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 29, 2024

Oh, get stuffed…

Oh sure. Just because a few million humans eat turkeys, it means that ALL humans are bad.

“Gentlemen, we have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Faster..stronger..crispier.”

Isn’t today leg day at the gym?

Fire station here was quiet on Thanksgiving. Seems no one tried to deep fry a turkey.

Got hip problems? — should try some beef gelatin…

He’s lucky the humans didn’t use our more common anesthetic for turkeys.

Leg eerie

Ask me….I know….it really bugs me now, everytime I take a step. There’s this clickety clack sound….

I’m no longer a breast man.

That’s no scalpel. That’s a carving knife.

His feet look bare – shouldn’t he wearing some kind of frills or booties?

At least they still have something to be thankful for, they’re still here.

Hip hip, hooray!

Impossible! A left-over turkey leg? No way!