Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 21, 2024

He’s been in that lamp for perpootuity.

Stand back, everyone! This could be monumental.

I wish he hadn’t done that!

This may take awhile. And you might want to stand back.

This is about to redefine the phrase, “Blast from the past”.

And do not stand downwind.

Please release me let me go….

Due to his advanced age and enlarged prostate, it’ll be a slow djinn fizz.

And could you clean that lamp out for me.

“a little privacy please!”