Geez, where to start? This is either 1) a portrait of a 10 y.o. girl playing dress-up, or 2) a mashup of said 10 y.o.‘s body and a grown woman’s face, or 3) terribly out of proportion. And, no, no corset can account for a waist that tiny with that head and face.
The Cartographer Professor Josef Jüttner and His Wife:
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Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3410 (November 13, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 10 works associated with him have been used here, the September 29, 2023, strip being the prior.
Solstice*1947 12 days ago
/// The Cartographer Jüttner, (Professor),
has a cute wife— a colorful dresser.
He should be overjoyed,
but he looks up annoyed.
She draws focus; he wants to repress her.
rmremail 12 days ago
a-yup. She’s just about to mash that fruit plate into his face, isn’t she?
rmremail 12 days ago
Can’t you see I’m working? I told you to leave the food by the door.
And why is it all fruit? Where’s my meat?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 12 days ago
“Greta, are you fantasizing about the milkman again?”
PraiseofFolly 12 days ago
“C’mon, Joey, take a break. Everything’s better with a blue bonnet on it.”
Slowly, he turned... 12 days ago
If you don’t like my peaches, don’t be shakin’ my tree!
jdculhane46 12 days ago
I’ll make it simple. We are going to the theater tonight or you are wearing this plate of crap.
Call me Ishmael 12 days ago
“My eyes are up here!” said she:/
The professor ignored her plea./
But when she (growing heated)/
Her contention repeated/
He replied, “That’s where they ought to be!”
Agree
Holden Awn 12 days ago
Geez, where to start? This is either 1) a portrait of a 10 y.o. girl playing dress-up, or 2) a mashup of said 10 y.o.‘s body and a grown woman’s face, or 3) terribly out of proportion. And, no, no corset can account for a waist that tiny with that head and face.
wincoach Premium Member 12 days ago
But honey, the constipation will fix itself. I don’t need a whole basket of fruit.
aerotica69 12 days ago
“Oi’ve gotta nice pair o’ plums for ya, ducky!”
DATo 12 days ago
Carmen Miranda trying to convince her husband to wear a plate of fruit on his head.
ragsarooni 12 days ago
At least he doesn’t look like he has “elevator eyes”‼️
Egrayjames 12 days ago
‘’Pick a fruit….any fruit. Then we can go in the bedroom and strip naked and I’ll let my hair down and we can pretend we’re in Eden."
mabrndt Premium Member 11 days ago
The Cartographer Professor Josef Jüttner and His Wife:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Josef Jüttner" Wikimedia
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, and DuckDuckGo search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string A11175, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3410 (November 13, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 10 works associated with him have been used here, the September 29, 2023, strip being the prior.
Call me Ishmael 11 days ago
They’re up HERE!” Once again she averred/
But again Herr Professor demurred!/
“My back is a wreck/
I’ve a crick in my neck/
And my vision is terribly blurred!”///
She tried one more time (twas her third)/
The Professor a third time deferred/
I’d just rather not/
For there’s no cure (God wot)/
For afflictions you may have incurred..”///
At that point she abandoned her quest/
“I’m offended ! How dare you suggest /
That I am a w*0&€ ?”/
Whereupon she crushed four/
Of her moldering fruits on his vest.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 11 days ago
You know Horace, I could really go for you if you didn’t dress so silly.
d1234dick Premium Member 11 days ago
darling, do you like my blue bonnet? better than butter dear.
stamps 11 days ago
I thought I ordered the melons.