Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 09, 2024

What right does Duke have to give anybody orders in Afghanistan?

Hey, everybody…just so you’ll know, THAT’S NOT DUKE. It’s Havoc , an entirely different character.

They say the Kevlar adds ten pounds.

Regardless of how accurate it may be, calling a group of people with that many guns “illiterate thugs” is probably a bad idea.

It makes him look phat

Ugh! Another week in Afghanistan…

Not fat, just a tad chubby.

Third panel: Akbari looks a little like Michael Moore.

Meanwhile, in Syria…..

Schiff appointed US Senator from California—-Trump chokes to death on martini olive upon hearing news

He’ll need that armor when he goes to Syria to form the new government

No, but your but looks big ! ;-)

Now the toll theoretically goes to patching potholes. After Akbari takes his cut. If they ever pave the road.