Close to Home by John McPherson for November 27, 2024

Share my grass???

to err is human, to ruminate, bovine!

Awwww! And I just regurgitated it from my first stomach!

Lucky she’s not chewing the fat!!

Well, teach, I cud but I won’t.

“But teacher, I am not the class cud-up!”

…and the class was moooo~ved by the teachers command!

So if she has enough, she can share her cud with the whole class? [Yum]

She wud if she cud, but she can’t so she shan’t..

Ewe

Cud you BE any more annoying?

“Bessie the heifer—the queen of all the cows! She gave more milk than any law allows. In the morning she gave pasteurized. At night she gave homogenized. Bessie the heifer—the queen of all the cows!”

Cows have to always have a cud. Teacher is wrong.

Bessie really enjoyed breakfast today.

Ewww

BLEEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you looking up the teacher’s dress? You know you’re lactose intolerant, right??? Sheesh! :)

Could you be more specific about which Bessie you’re talking to.

Just swallow it back down to stomach # 1!

Sorry, teacher; Bessie needs to ruminate on it before she has an answer!

Back in the day, the nuns who taught me used to make a kid put their chewing gum on their noses & walk around with it the rest of the day.

….I’ll pass