Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 22, 2024

Hermey’s dream becomes a nightmare.

I wonder why they always draw them with mallets. Mallets are very job specific. Might as well draw them with sledgehammers.

Son of a gun. Ponco is a slave Elf driver with this own private sweet sweat shop illegally employing kids. Merry Christmas, or else. ;}

Not a heartwarming story. Merry Christmas?

It’s hilarious they ever try to make us like this horrible dog.

LOLOLMerry Christmas everybody!

“You don’t understand, I coulda had class, I coulda been somebody! I coulda been a DENTIST! Instead of a ELF…which is what I am.”

In the original special, Hermy is the only male elf with hair- the others are all egg-bald. This an alternate world Santa’s workshop…

I’d rather face the Abominable than Poncho!!!!!!!!! :)

When I was a kid I always wondered if Hermey made dentures for the Abominable after robbing him of his own teeth.

Hermes the Misfit Elf did eventually earn his dental degree. He then became Hermey the Elf, D.D.S.

Hermey can get hotdogs from the guy in the corner.

Careful what you wish for!

Because all the toys the make look like nails to them. ;) lol