Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for November 29, 2024

No pint asking why you don’t play marbles, then.

LOL !

Plus he’d be less likely to choke on a bowling ball.

Bowling balls … even when you just throw them into the gutter, they keep coming back to you.

When playing “fetch” the bowling ball is never thrown as far as the golf ball.

A big plus is it’s indoors, cool in summer and warm in winter.

Suggests a good name for a sports team. Afterall, nearly all the good ones are taken.

Generally that’s true, but I’ve had my bowling ball not come back. Turned out it fellout the back of the ball-pickup-ring.

True.

It’s a heavy conversation.

Unless the automatic pin-setter eats it!

I love to bowl but not enough to take the time unless somebody invites me. Was my H.S. gym class team’s ace because standings were based on how well you did compared to your average. I couldn’t help but improve on mine every time. &8-{) Also tried golf in gym class but just don’t have the drive.

Says the neutered dog.

I like sex more than bowling… the balls are lighter and you don’t have to change your shoes!

In fact you get many happy returns.

Bowling strikes my fancy from time to time. Now if I could only get the the ball to hit the pins instead…

LOL!

They’re tougher to hit anyway.