Herman by Jim Unger for December 04, 2024

Don’t just stand there woman, grab a pail of water ! (Another case of S.H.C.)

I think the “This Is Fine” dog has found its master.

So, who held his feet to the fire?

Really. Say “%!@#*&^!”

Hansen’s disease?

I am guessing that he is going to hot-foot it out of there.

Her mother said, “If you want your husband to get a job, you need to light a fire under him!”.

That’s some nasty athletes foot.

I guess he’s light on his feet….er foot.

better foot than pants -

“Meh. I’ve had worse days.”

How…….?

Sure cure for athletes’ foot.

Bad manners— among other things.

My second wife was very much into control. I swear, if there had been a fire and I had come in screaming, “Fire! Fire!”, she would have told me I had no right to shout at her. (NOT kidding)

His callouses are so thick, he can’t feel a thing

“Yeah, I know.”

Really bad case of neuropathy.

musta used the extra hot bengay…

Where’s the fire blanket?

Ah I thought I smelled something, I thought it was your cooking.

“Put it out before it burns the house down.”

Well, you had the matches!

How will they explain this to friends and relatives?