Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 02, 2024

Since we’re talking about Bowlers

Two bowling teams, one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes,charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City.

The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus, and the blonde team rides on the top level.

The brunette team down below is whooping it up and having a great time when one of them realizes she doesn’t hear anything from the blondes upstairs.

She decides to go up and investigate. When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road and clutching the seats in front of them.

The brunette says, “What is going on up here? We’re having a great time downstairs!”

One of the blondes says, “Yeah, but you’ve got a driver!”

My brain stays fully awake when I’m in a new environment.

Next you’ll be telling me about Bowlers wearing cowboy hats.

The virus is not only fatal; it can cost them 15 yards and possible loss of down.

Well whadya knows me never knews me look like cowboy bear.

Whoa me never knews zebras is dangerous for horsies too.

I thought everyone knew about the bowler hats. Don’t they watch the reruns of Bat Masterson?