When an unpopular President completed his presidency, he wanted a special postage stamp issued with his picture on it.
He stressed that it should be of international quality.
The stamps were duly released and the former President was pleased. But within a couple of days of the release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and he was furious.
So he ordered an investigation into the matter. The investigator checked the problem out at several post offices and then reported it to the former President. The results revealed that there was nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp.
The problem was that people were spitting on the wrong side.
Since a certain serpent aficionado is no longer among us, I guess it is up to your friendly neighborhood zoologist to correct RBION. Snakes do blink, but instead of an eyelid that excludes light, their eyes are covered with a transparent nictating membrane that protects their eyes from dirt and debris
Anyone remember when Frank Sinatra sang The Coffee Song? It was about how the coffee growers in Brazil had to find a market for all of those coffee beans. One of the verses went “A politician’s daughter was accused of drinking water and was fined a great big $50 bill. They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil”. However, I heard that the coffee bean crop in Brazil was not as good this year and coffee prices may go up as a result.
After reaching the land where they will be hunting, they pair up and head in opposite directions.
At the end of the day Cletus and Billy Ray are walking back to the truck empty-handed when they see Bubba emerge from the forest alone, dragging a very large buck behind him.
“Where’s Junior?” Cletus asks Bubba.
“Oh, he’s still up in the deer stand,” Bubba replies. “He had a heart attack.”
“And you just left him there?” Billy Ray asks incredulously.
“Dang right I did!” Bubba says. “Ain’t no one gonna try an’ steal him!”
Leroy 14 days ago
That’s why you can’t win a staring contest with a snake.
The Duke 14 days ago
I wonder if the stamps come in caffeinated and decaffeinated?
comixbomix 14 days ago
You can only use those stamps if you’re writing letters in JavaScript.
Pickled Pete 14 days ago
He stressed that it should be of international quality.
The stamps were duly released and the former President was pleased. But within a couple of days of the release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and he was furious.
So he ordered an investigation into the matter. The investigator checked the problem out at several post offices and then reported it to the former President. The results revealed that there was nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp.
The problem was that people were spitting on the wrong side.
Bilan 14 days ago
The Americano stamp is an express stamp watered down.
sergioandrade Premium Member 14 days ago
“Awful Lot of Coffee in Brazil” Frank Sinatra song 1946
Huckleberry Hiroshima 14 days ago
Watch me clean out our snake pit.. I’ll do a quick but thorough job.. don’t blink.. ha ha.. you can’t anyway can you.. ha ha.. oy wot a life..
Tenner 14 days ago
Also know as Sun Dogs
poppacapsmokeblower 14 days ago
Snakes don’t even try to blink.
h.v.greenman 14 days ago
Since a certain serpent aficionado is no longer among us, I guess it is up to your friendly neighborhood zoologist to correct RBION. Snakes do blink, but instead of an eyelid that excludes light, their eyes are covered with a transparent nictating membrane that protects their eyes from dirt and debris
orleyrosie 14 days ago
i can think of a face for a stamp now
mbhiggins5555 14 days ago
Anyone remember when Frank Sinatra sang The Coffee Song? It was about how the coffee growers in Brazil had to find a market for all of those coffee beans. One of the verses went “A politician’s daughter was accused of drinking water and was fined a great big $50 bill. They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil”. However, I heard that the coffee bean crop in Brazil was not as good this year and coffee prices may go up as a result.
LAFITZGERALD 14 days ago
Oh, wow – coffee-scented postage stamps??
Pickled Pete 13 days ago
After reaching the land where they will be hunting, they pair up and head in opposite directions.
At the end of the day Cletus and Billy Ray are walking back to the truck empty-handed when they see Bubba emerge from the forest alone, dragging a very large buck behind him.
“Where’s Junior?” Cletus asks Bubba.
“Oh, he’s still up in the deer stand,” Bubba replies. “He had a heart attack.”
“And you just left him there?” Billy Ray asks incredulously.
“Dang right I did!” Bubba says. “Ain’t no one gonna try an’ steal him!”