After reaching the land where they will be hunting, they pair up and head in opposite directions.
At the end of the day Cletus and Billy Ray are walking back to the truck empty-handed when they see Bubba emerge from the forest alone, dragging a very large buck behind him.
“Where’s Junior?” Cletus asks Bubba.
“Oh, he’s still up in the deer stand,” Bubba replies. “He had a heart attack.”
“And you just left him there?” Billy Ray asks incredulously.
“Dang right I did!” Bubba says. “Ain’t no one gonna try an’ steal him!”
Don’t remember where I read that at the exposition where McKinley was shot there was a Roentgen x-ray machine that could have found the bullet in time to save him if anybody had thought to use it.
pearlsbs 13 days ago
Joaquín García
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The Duke 13 days ago
I always thought it was funny that a rabbit’s foot was considered lucky. It wasn’t lucky for the rabbit and he had four feet.
Zykoic 13 days ago
No doubt Garcia was a government worker.
Pickled Pete 13 days ago
After reaching the land where they will be hunting, they pair up and head in opposite directions.
At the end of the day Cletus and Billy Ray are walking back to the truck empty-handed when they see Bubba emerge from the forest alone, dragging a very large buck behind him.
“Where’s Junior?” Cletus asks Bubba.
“Oh, he’s still up in the deer stand,” Bubba replies. “He had a heart attack.”
“And you just left him there?” Billy Ray asks incredulously.
“Dang right I did!” Bubba says. “Ain’t no one gonna try an’ steal him!”
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 13 days ago
In reference to the rescued deer, there are numerous stories similar to that in California! We are a very compassionate state!
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 13 days ago
Go to YouTube and check out McKinley’s Rag by Anne Hills. You’ll like it.
fgerbil46 13 days ago
I had heard about the deer when it happened. I didn’t know about the other two.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 13 days ago
A lot of employees do not work when they’re there and still get their pay.
drfiero 13 days ago
It would have been really ironic if Bill had been shot by the guy he gave the good luck charm to!
fuzzbucket Premium Member 13 days ago
Joaquin was probably nominated because he was the only one without any complaints.
mindjob 13 days ago
Reminds me of Major Major Major Major from Catch 22
oish 13 days ago
I think the deer was practicing for santa team try outs
oish 13 days ago
Is the job in Spain still available? Can I work remote?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 13 days ago
And tomorrow,we deal with all the burglars who get stuck in chimneys and air shafts
gcarlson 12 days ago
Don’t remember where I read that at the exposition where McKinley was shot there was a Roentgen x-ray machine that could have found the bullet in time to save him if anybody had thought to use it.
markhughw 12 days ago
That’s some Siesta!
markhughw 12 days ago
Coincidentally, President McKinley gave his luck charm to Joaquin Garcia!
olds_cool63 12 days ago
That Garcia guy was a GENIUS!
Pickled Pete 12 days ago
A Great Classic is a classics for a reason.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?……
Because 7 eight 9!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Why does 10 suffer from PTSD?……
Because the poor SOB was right in the middle of 9/11.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I just got kicked out of my support group for those chronically depressed with PTSD.
We were trying to think up a group name,
but apparently ‘The Suicide Squad’ just isn’t considered appropriate.