Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 14, 2024

C’mon, does no one remember Otto Pilot from Airplane!

Where’s the coin slot for the air pump??

I’m seeing a whole lot of blow-up Christmas decorations. Subtle is totally out!

He may be inflating a passenger for the high-occupancy lane on the freeway.

Oh Ralph, you’re so practical! 8-D

Down through the village with a broomstick in his hands….hey….where’s the broomstick?

This nerdy guy has no clue there’s a line forming to get air…duh

No, but I recall Slim Pickens from “Dr. Strangelove”.

If the tire’s got a leak, just hook Frosty up to the valve stem and drive on.

Otto the snowman?

pump it up…

He’s helping out his kid, it’s “snow and tell” day.

U”psi”-daisy.

The little camping inflaters are cheaper and more efficient than air compressors.

’Twould be a lot faster to have our shining new POTUS to blow a half breath of hot air.

Another great comment from Ralph.

Any creepy obese slob who can see you when you are sleeping and knows when you are awake is MOST LIKELY a dangerous, bribed CIA agent if he or she hasn’t been identified as a considerate regular member of your household or your trustworthy third shift co-worker.

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I can hear a loud snowman pop!

….by the way,is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane ?

Whew! I’ve gotta whole lotta love for the comments today…!

I was thinking “Free Frosty! Free Frosty! Free Frosty!”

Yeah, these aired up Lawn decorations are pretty silly, alll the rage on my street!

people really do that?