Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for December 05, 2024

i seriously doubt either of them could satisfy one another.

Why should she care – he doesn’t.

He’s not married, She just lives with him for a place. Just like the others. Who would want to be married to him?

You know he wouldn’t care… right?

Did you ask for a prenup before that tattoo?

Being married has never stopped him before!

Having a tramp stamp of the current president’s name is an appropriate location for symbolizing the “ending” of his ca-“rear”.

M’lester; the next time I see the orange fascist featured in your ‘toon ’Unfollow’ button! I can’t even stand the sight of him in illuistration!

That reminds me too much of Roger Stone. Speaking of whom, I wonder what Cabinet position tRump will put him in.

Married? What difference does that make to the sleeze?

LMFAO!!!!