Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 04, 2024

I’ll drink to that!

he’s drinking during the day – seems a bad day already

My son at Morgan Stanley tells me that even a bad day is a good day, because they get a fee from every transaction.

If it were a really bad day, you might see him jumping from the tower.

What about the Marquette report? Is GOLD losing value?

The news would be a lot more interesting if news anchors were drunk.

…….any excuse to drink???

The way to make a killing in the market is to shoot your broker.

Heads I win, tails you lose. As usual. Sigh.

Oh, this tower is not at all as high as I imagined it to be.

He must be RuZZian.

Don’t ask – there won’t be an accurate report either way.

Liquor wins either way.

Don’t fall over now.

Bad day or really good day? I guess it depends on whether he’s drinking champagne or hard liquor.

50/50. Depends on where your money is.