Ben by Daniel Shelton for December 04, 2024

Maybe a slap upside of the head!

Reminds me, I have to start writing Christmas cards soon, yikes.

C’mon Ben, lend a hand here. Anybody can whip up grilled cheese and tomato soup.

Who sends real Christmas Cards anymore? In Canada we can’t. Canada Post (highest paid government union) is on their yearly (lol) strike. They demand a 20% raise in pay.

Too bad she doesn’t have a pan in her hand…….

This is why violent crimes increase around the holidays

Now let’s at this the other way, apart from maybe sending out cards, would you really want him cooking and shopping for the kids?

I help my wife…I stay out of her way! I don’t make comments like, “We could’ve just bought cookies”, or “Shop online, it’s quicker”. I just stay quiet, read my comics….

Ben, as an old married man you should know better — way, way better. Try again with something like, “How about if I go pick up some takeout for dinner? What would you like?”

Only 10 dozen cookies? pfft! My 90 year old mother-in-law makes dozens each of probably 30 different types of cookies. She’s famous for it.

Did you forget to mention that she is coming for dinner?

Mr.Mc Donald’s