Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 17, 2024

Cosmo can attest to that…..

I think of him as more of a pain in the tail feathers

He’s a carrier.

Always thought that was my job….

when you goto the washroom do you take a leak or leave a leak. I leave one.

I had a doozy one this a.m.

I think Rex Harrison once said that about himself only change out headache for heart attack

Being self aware is good.

My wife doesn’t have high blood pressure. But she’s a carrier.

Old joke but still funny.

To many he’s also a pain in another area of the body.

The owner of the charter school I taught at would brag about being the cause of headaches. Did she ever equate the high turnover rate ( of both staff and students) to her personality? Yes, but she liked to cause headaches!

Yeah, I had a boss like that for about 6 weeks.

Fear him, an endless supply of headaches for others.

Would have been funnier if the 1st line was “Do you get headaches.”

A high BMI (not allowed to say fat) and smokes a cigar = Dead man walking.

and yet people say he’s stingy

My father said that about ulcers.

Shoe is a-head of the pack.

Don’t forget the hemmorhoids, he’s a donor there bigtime.

…when I get your bills!

It’s more blessed to give than to receive.