Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 06, 2024

“Bar none.”

Everybody looks good at 2:00 A.M.!!!!

Yes, the girls all get prettier a closing time…well most of them anyway.

Looks more like Slim Pickens or maybe Andy Devine.

He smiled politely when a fellow squeezed by and offered to push his stool in for him.

He doesn’t realise he’s in a gay bar…

It’s 1:58 am… she’s startin’ to look like a super model!

Time to return to those places you will be from….

Jimmy Buffett could not have sang it better…..… “I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here. Your voice sounds so wonderful, But your face don’t look too clear. So, barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don’t we get drunk and screw?”

I’m also reminded of this song. “Third Rate Romance” (low rent rendezvous) is a song written by Russell Smith, first recorded in Montreal in 1974 by Jesse Winchester and his band the Rhythm Aces.

I think they have been there before…….

So much for pickin’ up chicks.

Put on yer beer goggles and she’s gorgeous.

On the level

he’ll pass out, anyway…

It a quarter to three, no one in the place just you and me………………..

Both are not getting anywhere tonight….

Nighthawks at the Diner – Warm beer and cold women…

I guess it’s back to his blow-up doll.

He’s wearing beer goggles and she’s wearing wine glasses.

His chances for romances seem slim to none!

Perfect match

Fat Chance could be a good and hopeful sentiment.

you dont have to go home, but you cant come to mine either!