The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 06, 2024

Soon to be fresh off the grill, right?

Well, fraud, anyway

Just make Brutus a grilled tuna sandwich and tell him its perch… he probably won’t know the difference.

Go to the corner gas station and get a tuna sandwich at 1/2 the cost

He got (freezer) burned.

Frozen fresh!

A local family restaurant here, that I worked 30 years for, is the biggest buyer of lake perch in Michigan. They serve perch sandwiches and dinners all year round. Russ’ Restaurants, Holland, MI.

Most fresh fish has been frozen on the boat that caught it, before it makes it to the store or restaurant. Only way to get it fresher is catch it yourself.

At least it’s not fresh from the bird cage.

Brutus order a steak sandwich and a Dos Equis. She will swoon over the most interesting man she has ever met. Un Huh.

Perch are tasty, but rather bony.

ha, fresh from the freezer… what could it possibly get any fresher then that nowadays. :D

That’s as good as it gets today Brutus .

Says right on the package…Product of Indonesia

I love walleye, but in the freezer is good! How else can a fisherman keep his catch? Yummy!

ask for extra tarter sauce…

Brutus‘s side eye says it all! Truth in advertising!

She is honest………….

At lease it hasn’t been sitting out on the counter for days, not very fresh then

Doesn’t sound fresh to me but it was fresh at one time during its existence. Might have even been fresh frozen. But fresh, it is not. Just get a hamburger……

When I was in college in Erie, students lobbied for the dorm cafeteria getting more food locally (until then, almost all food came from across the State from the main campus, and was usually stale). One of the new local items was some sketchy fish caught locally… with Lake Erie’s pollution problems at that time, we called it “Lake Erie Floating Fish”… Then one dinner they served us whole fish that had not been prepared – just coated in breading… scales, fins, head, bones and all… caused another student uprising…

oh my Cod!

They just hit the Defrost button on the microwave and dinner is served.

Finally, truth from the horses mouth to your pepto bismol

for a brief moment, brutus was perched on the edge of his stool… ☺