Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for December 27, 2024

When his back is turned, someone will slip something into his smoothies to make them taste better.

It’s hard for Sherman to turn down a Free Sample!

Kale to the chief.

Wow, he must not have much faith in it……only 1/2 a pitcher. Well, it varies on the pitcher lines….. 1/2 or 3 fifths.

I have noticed, when a vegan or health nut, takes a sip/bite of their creation, and say ’It’s really good’, it is done with a grimace.

That smoothie must be a little rough to swallow.

Another schmuck taken in by the Herbalife pyramid scheme. Enjoy sitting on unsold stock with an expiration date

No, thank you. I’ll finish drinking my coffee instead.

One person’s “awesome smoothie” is another person’s “aid to regurgitation”.

I wonder if Fillmore will ask Megan to mention his new business on the “Avoid Fillmore” group chat… Hey, if you don’t ask, you don’t get.

Forget it, Fillmore, no one’s gonna be interested in your smoothies.

“I guess, if I killed all my taste buds first.”

Every healthy vegetable drink either fails or has to have sugar added to be palatable enough to stay in business. Tomato juice (I know, it’s a fruit) is about as far as most people are willing to go.

Free stuff is often worth what you pay for it.

I am curious if Hawthorne will open a smoothie stand across the street that serves alcohol infused ones. Rum goes well with smoothies.

No cups on the table shows a lack of faith in his product or sales ability.

“Do you want a free sample or not?”

I prefer the “not”, thank you.

Fillmore needs to expand to non-vegan. Or put a shot of whiskey in the blender.

Maybe you should listen to Sherman for once Filmore.

Some smoothies are delicious. Depends on what’s in it.