Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 30, 2025

So your tip will be “50%” lower.

People walking around advertising something used to be common around town back in the 50’s. They all wore sandwich board signs, and handed out pamphlets.

Don’t ask…

This is Baldwinville. So, if the $10 special has half the calories that might just be perfect. Then come to the gym for a lttle cardio with me.

$10 for one single lunch special? Whoooaa! Is foods so expenseeve over there? It be like ₹866 in today’s exchange rates.

… half as good, half the food, half as safe! Let’s face it, you’d be way better off with the $20 special.

Good sales strategy!

stay away from the $5 special…

The breads soggy, the meat’s tainted, and the condiments have gone sour……and to top it off… the portions are too small.

It’s twice as good as our $5 glass of water.

Yesterday’s special plated for today’s customer!

…….do not believe that is going to “flush”!!!!

Then I’ll have the 20.00 special. I’m very hungry

Twice as bad for half the price.

Sandwich bored.

It’s not half bad. It’s not half good either.

Sorry I asked.

The salt and pepper shakers could be either half empty or half full.

This guy’s board with his job.

And there is 50% less of it too.

but twice as popular…