Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 09, 2024

Looks like Guitar Bob needs help (other than in the obvious way). If Andy were to actually take such a job, that would be the ultimate humiliation. For both of them.

it’s relapse effect

I’ve noticed there haven’t been any Christmas-themed comics on this strip. Has Hartlepool cancelled the holiday out of fear that Capp would consume all the eggnog???

I’m amazed Andy is computer literate. Although I do see he’s a one finger tapper. I’ll bet that’s from betting sites though.

I was on unemployment and had to log in weekly, report my job searches, and then they approved my dole check. The computer kept rejecting me after a few weeks and I visited the office thinking they could fix it. All I got was “Keep trying, you gotta be persistent!” Three weeks no check then suddenly a four week check arrived. I figure they may have hired a computer jockey to fix their programs. At that time, due to a security lapse, Nigeria scammers stole $200,000,000 from the State Unemployment office. I think the case was never solved.

The computer is probably the least of his worries…

On Friday, a comment about Buster Comic – in which Buster was sometimes billed as “Buster – Son of Andy Capp” – led me to comment on the comics that I read in the 1970s besides Buster. Among those I recalled were Buzz Comic – which I remembered as starting in January 1973 – and Cracker Comic which started two weeks after Buzz Comic finished and which continued two strips from Buzz – “Skookum School” and “Spookum School”. The latter was Skookum School at night when it was haunted by ghostly pupils and a ghostly teacher.

I have since looked up Buzz and Cracker and I see that the first issue of Buzz was dated 20 January 1973 and the last issue was dated 4 January 1975. The first issue of Cracker came two weeks later and was dated 18 January 1975. The last issue of Cracker would be dated 11 September 1976. Some strips from Buzz were incorporated into The Topper which became The Topper and Buzz for a time. Some strips from Cracker were incorporated into The Beezer and that became The Beezer and Cracker for a time.

User Error, replace user and try again.

Reg Smythe would be spinning in his grave. No way is Andy computer literate. He can’t even spell ‘computer’.

He thinks a flashdrive is getting a lift in a Ferrari!

The old password was “Password”. The new one is “NewPassword”.

Are there any Hartlepool men who don’t sport a “Bobby Charlton” comb-over?

Those were the good old days when you could use your dog’s name.

A typical enough reaction for Andy.

For THAT worthless bum, it SHOULD be findmeaholetodropmyworthlessarseincuznoonelikesmeanyways

Andy’s brain is on OVERLOAD – EXPLODE – find me a JOB!

The problem is not the computer, it’s the password!

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: potato

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled potato

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled potato

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 20boiledpotatoes

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.

USER: 20BOILEDpotatoes

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

USER: 20BoIlEdPotatoesYouIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: IWillHuntYouDown20BoIlEdPotatoesYouIdiotGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: SORRY, THAT PASSWORD IS ALREADY IN USE

Has he ever worked for wages? He has missed a lot of fun that way. . . .

I think if he looks (really) the computer system will crash and burn!

It looks weird seeing Andy use a computer, but I don’t really know why.

That’s digging the spurs in.

A layabouts worst nightmare!