Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 13, 2024

Pies like Mom used to make, $5. Pies like Mom tried to make, $10. (Updated old joke.)

I’ll go for a pie from Rockaberry in Montreal, expensive but well worth it.

Some very old ingredients, perhaps. (barf)

once you dump the standard cup of sugar in there, it’s hard to make any kind of pie give one that kind of reaction

I wish I had piecrust in, I’d make myself a brown sugar chess pie.

He certainly has the shape of a guy who loves pie.

VOMITROCIOUS!

Not all grandmas were great cooks

Home cooked meals. Ah…which home?

I’m guessing the he tried the ‘Cow Pie’.

Just like Hostess fruit pies?

She never claimed they were good pies.

If you think the pie is bad….wait till you taste the free fruitcake

Yes, grandpa used to say that before his still unexplained death.

she musta not been a good pie maker then. :j

Must be mincemeat.

Four and twenty blackbirds will do that to you.

This reminds me of a Tattoo joke.

What did Tattoo yell when he got deployed to Gilligan’s Island?

“Despise de spies at our WELLS synod.!”

I love making pies and cakes. Found a pretty good and quick recipe from an Amish company for pie crust.

2 cups of all-purpose flour1 tsp salt2/3 cup of vegetable shortening4 tbsp of cold water

Made a nice cherry pie, in December with it.

Looks like he’s gonna have a grandma’l seizure.

So, British cooking ??? ;-)